GREG VALENTINE'S BIRD BLOOD CANNED DRINK
£6.50
The silliest thing we've ever made, and thus one of the most popular - the fictional Greg Valentine's Bird Blood drink (calm down, it's Lemon Fanta inside), which we made as we once mentioned it in a riff on the show about how we could do sponsorship reads.
Because we're Wrestle Me!, it was so expensive to produce the labels to go on the cans that these are sold at a loss. Incredible when you consider what this is. But we're determined to see the joke through. We're down to the last couple of cans and we won't be making any more (see previous sentence for details).
They were originally numbered, but I've lost track, so the number is blank. I mean, could it get any more ramshackle? Also, the tops are now plain yellow, they don't say 55p on them, which is a shame because that made them look lower-quality.
ALL PACKAGES ARE SENT TRACKED TO ENSURE PEACE OF MIND!
The international post has gone sky-high over the last year, so let me know if you're buying a couple of things and I can stash them in a single box to save you some money.
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